My lovely bride and I went browsing for antiques Saturday. We do that quite a bit. It’s a fun way to spend an afternoon in one of the many small towns within an hour or so of Walrustropolis. We seldom buy, but we enjoy the browsing and imagine what life was like when the objects on display were just part of everyday life.
What struck me about one particular shop was not the items for sale, but a sign prominently posted in several places throughout. It read:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE BEING WATCHED BY SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS.
Hmmm. So I guess that means folks who are illiterate can shopilift to their heart’s content?